Gon-Zag
The Zags are a testament to coach Few’s ability to build a legit program in the middle of nowhere.

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Sonicless
Shawn Kemp and Gary Payton could very likely have been the greatest alley-oop combination of all time. Pour some out Seattle, for the franchise that didn’t make it.

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LT OG
Lawrence Taylor was the OG. He was the original LT anyway. And he was one of the first to rock a dangly, blinged-out, monogram earring. I heard Theismann made fun of it. Once.

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Gap in Our Defense
Oden is an animal. He was leading the league in blocks, and fouls, when he went down. If they gave that guy 10 fouls, he’d be absolutely dominant. Get well soon.

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Trick Question
Any likeness to omniscient, omnipresent super-dieties is purely coincidental. And that goes for God too. Mike Ditka vs. God…trick question…Ditka IS God.

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Philthy
In 1962 Wilt Chamberlain dropped 100 points in one game. When he ended his legendary career, Wilt confessed the 100 he scored on the Knicks was nothing next to the 20,000 women he scored. Filthy.

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Phly
Honestly, is there a fan base more devoted to a team than that which provides the considerable wind beneath Eagle wings? Stay fly Philly. This shirt has nothing to do with the Eagles franchise, but everything to do with the Three-Six Mafia and our nation’s symbol of freedom.

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Witness Protection
Evidently, we are not all witnesses. This was the biggest cover-up operation since Jordan “retired” to try baseball.

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Birdman
The Birdman is like half man and half bird. And maybe like half wolf and half pompadour and half some other really crazy stuff too. Protect the nest.

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