Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo, or “Deke” more familiarly, is apparently alive and well…and still getting that weak-ass-shit out of here! Check this article about Senator Mutumbo the Onion ran. They are, after all, America’s Finest News Source.

This video courtesy of “Ahmad Squad”, yes that Ahmad…Mr. Clair Huxtable, is sort of painful, but worth watching if you like Birdman at all. We do. We made a tee about him. Unfortunately, you may need to draw in his new wispy mustache as it has come after the tee was designed. That is the [...]

We mean that in the best of ways. We may have poked fun via a “Witness Protection Program” tee, but that was more of a shot at Nike than The Chosen One. Mostly at Nike, anyway.

Lebron’s game is like nothing the league has ever seen. Really. He is 6′9″, weighs as much as most centers, [...]

This Valentine’s Day we wanted to profess our never-really-closeted love for sports, but didn’t think we could do a better job than that which Justin Timberlake did in 2008 at the ESPYS.
So, not exactly unlike that timeless classic Roxanne, we will let let JT be our Steve Martin who was Rick Rossovich’s Cyrano de Bergerac. [...]

Not sure if everyday is Dre Day, but Saturday certainly was. Welcome to the 50 Point Club and go Blazers!

OK. So this may be old news, literally. The Denver Egoist ran an article sometime ago regarding the “uninspired” OKC Thunder logo. The Egoist’s readership is comprised of 99% ad guys and at least 100% of them are probably incredibly opinionated and at least as creative. A reader provided a pretty fun and interesting breakdown [...]

Clay Bennett, former Seattle Supersonics owner but not Seattle denizen, has agreed to settle a class-action lawsuit brought against the team formerly (and affectionately) known as the Sonics by the good people formerly known as Sonics Fans. These season ticket holders argued that Bennett had agreed to allow them to renew their season tickets at [...]

4th & Forever just heard that the contemporary version of Vinny “The Microwave” Johnson, Denver’s JR Smith, has changed his name to Earl. Earl Smith III, no less. Can you imagine getting dunked on by someone named Earl? Maybe run over, like Earl Campbell, or dished on like The Pearl, but dunked on? We like [...]

4th & Forever 4th & Forever would like to thank “It Goes To 11″ for posting / celebrating / analyzing the Fuck Kobe shirt. They considered it on a much deeper level than we ever did, and we appreciate the keen insights.
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So with wild, unsubstantiated rumors engulfing these NBA playoffs about the whole shebang being rigged, I am impressed the powers that be released this series of commercials featuring Kobe and Lebron muppets. And as disappointed in the fact that there are no Melo or Birdman muppets, the sentimental Sesame Street hole in my life really [...]