I’m not even sure it took The Jersey Shore to confirm this sentiment…that was just the proverbial last nail. Overkill, even. With an admittedly morbid fascination, we’ve sort of followed this story about a NJ man who purposely puked on Philly fans a few weeks ago. It is equal parts amazing, disgusting, reprehensible, impressive and Stand By Me.

New Jersey sucks, but we freely admit the Nets now have the most interesting ownership going. Hands down. Russian Playboys and rap megastars…come on. This picture of Mikhail Prokhorov and Jay-Z breakfasting together with the Mayor was, well, 6/7 totally awesome and 1/7 weird dream. You know, between the two of them, they had 198 problems, and though none of Hov’s were about women, we fear that nearly all of Prokhorov’s may be.

Either way, Jersey sucks and we’ve the shirt if you second that emotion.